May 23, 2019

Caution: Lawyers

One of the most endangered species, an honest and trustworthy lawyer, was killed by John Wilkes Booth in 1865. Today’s lawyers graduate law school learning two skills: to circumvent laws and English language obfuscation. Both of these are used by lawyers to muckle onto our wallets or purses and pick them cleaner than Maine’s slickest crab pickers.

A note of caution to fellow Libertarians as well as independents, Greens, Democrats and Republicans: Barack Hussein Obama, Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton and William Clinton are all lawyers. They’re no better than the infestation in Augusta with Gov. John Baldacci in charge.

Avoid lawyers like the plague.

Bob Kord


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